♥ A Message for all of you Valentines Day Haters ♥
If you’re female – You only hate it because you’re single.
If you’re male – You only hate it because you’re a tight-ass.
For us ‘Loved Up’ idiots it’s a day in which romance is celebrated. Yes it’s a commercialised pitt street with all the stupid teddies and balloons and overpriced cards. But it’s a day that forces men to recognise romance with a sweet home cooked meal, a bunch of our fave flowers or a thoughtful gift.
Yes it would be way more romantic if they did these things on an ordinary day but the majority of them think romance is forms of foreplay. So we females get all we can out of this ‘stupid’ holiday.
Oh and all you men haters? Suck it up. Your lucky to have us pretty smelling creatures in your life when you are sports loving, bum fluff-wielding fiends. So celebrate it…just for us. Because you love us.
Happy Valentines Day!
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